Kenneth Roy

The expert view is wrong.
These deaths could
have been prevented

Bob Cant

What does
'Tutti Frutti'

say to us now?


6

John Cameron

The great 'Chariots
of Fire' was the
purest hokum

4

7

Andrew Hook

Down with
everything: the new
American mantra

5

7

Ronnie Smith

Tanned and smiling,
Mr Blair arrives
among us

5

7

Islay McLeod

Villages of
Scotland:
(3) Thornhill

5

17.02.11
No. 368

Maxwell MacLeod

It's the air traveller's worst nightmare. You are just settling down to sleep on a plane due to arrive in Jerusalem at two in the morning when a late passenger arrives and sits down beside you. She's a young, sexy, English barrister whose two mischievous children  have obviously been drinking coke for several hours and are climbing the walls.
     I had hoped to get some sleep, but instead I got lucky. Olive, yeah let's call her Olive, was a successful English barrister on her way home to Jerusalem with the shopping she had done in New York. She said if I could help her get her eight packages back to her inner city flat she would offer me shelter till the morning. Five days later I was still there.
     I have one strong memory of  Olive's early morning routine. I was sleeping on the sofa and every morning at five she would come through to sit on my bed and make what she called her Shelter Decision.
     If CNN said that there was any chance of Jerusalem being bombed by any of her Arab neigbours she would clear out her private bomb shelter and send the kids over the road for the perishables. This was last year and I thought her ritual was ludicrous. Jerusalem was as peaceful as I had ever seen it – no bombs – Gaza just an old story in the newspapers and, with house prices rising at 11%, the markets were predicting stability.
Jerusalem being bombed?
I told her she was being paranoid.
     I rang Olive on Tuesday morning to see how she was getting on in the light of the army take-over in Egypt. She was nervous, there was a certain tremble in her voice as she told me that in the previous two weeks her business letting out flats to tourists had collapsed. She said she was worried both for her business and the peace in the region. Then she started to talk about Jordan, but after a minute or two of its repeated mention, the line was cut off.
     I didn't like that possibly computer-monitored call. It stank of the sort of electronic war  that the Israelis love to fight and it made me think about another mother who lived 20 minutes down the road from Olive. She was  a Palestinian. I had heard there had been an incident where she lived and was there in minutes.
     The army had arrived at dawn and placed the blade of a bulldozer on the edge of her house. They had suspected her son to be a terrorist and it's normal procedure. They place a bulldozer blade on the edge of the suspect's house and tell the suspect by loudhailer that, if he is not out in 60 seconds and lying face down, they will collapse the shanty house on his entire sleeping family.  This usually works.  
     The story I was told was that in this case the boy had come out of bed a bit angry and with him had come his placating mother wearing a crisp, white, freshly ironed blouse. She was just leaving for work. Nervous soldiers don't like people they think might be terrorists running out of houses a bit angry and the officer in charge had lessened the tension for his men by taking his revolver out and shooting the kid's brains out.
Evidently a good deal of what one eye-witness described to  me as 'the stuff' had gone all over the mother’s white blouse.
     Fair enough, though. He was, after all, a terrorist resisting arrest. I know that as fact. It was in the papers the next day.
     I worry about Egypt. We aren't viewing a soap opera here, we are witnessing the most volatile time in the Middle East in the last 30 years. The tremble in Olive's voice said it all. And if it all goes wrong it will be the mothers like Olive who will pick up the pieces. Or rub them desperately off their breasts as the dozers roar.
     Yes, honest to God, the soldiers had then bulldozed that Palestinian woman's house within minutes of her child's  death. Standard procedure. Bloody terrorists.
     I emailed Olive last night and recommended she clear out the bomb shelter. Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.

 

Biography

 

Sean in Cowcaddens

 

Russell Galbraith

 

Sean in later years
Drawing by Bob Smith

 

One of the highlights of this year's Glasgow Film Festival, starting today (Thursday), will be a rare opportunity to see 'The Bowler and the Bunnet', a documentary about 60s Clydeside, directed by Sean Connery. It was the only time, in the course of his long career, Connery ever adopted the director's role. To relax, the great Hollywood star took refuge in a rundown Glasgow pub.

 

It was a photo-opportunity not to be missed. Sean Connery at ease in a Glasgow pub. From newsdesks across the city the order went out, Find 007!
     
Then aged 37, Connery, for all his pride in his Edinburgh roots, had chosen Glasgow to fulfil a lifetime's ambition – to step back from his usual role in front of the camera and direct his own movie, a documentary about industrial relations on strike-torn Clydeside, which he colourfully entitled 'The Bowler and the Bunnet'.
     His subject was the ill-fated Fairfield experiment, brainchild of the Scottish industrialist, Sir Iain Stewart, who believed passionately in the idea that all sides of industry were mutually dependent. Connery and Stewart were golfing buddies. They believed that a documentary on the woeful state of industrial relations in Britain, centred on Clydeside, could help Stewart's flagging campaign. At some stage Connery decided he wanted to direct. With a seat on the main board, the gregarious Stewart took the idea to Scottish Television. A word in the right ear and Connery was signed to make his documentary.
     The fact he lacked a 'director's ticket' issued by the Association of Cinematograph Television and Allied Technicians threatened the project for a time; ironic, perhaps, considering the subject matter – the need to improve worker-management relations throughout industry. The problem was solved by STV assigning staff director Bryan Izzard, a larger-than-life character with a history in light entertainment, to accompany Connery on his mission.
     Together with writer Cliff Hanley and an STV film crew Connery headed for Govan. Almost immediately a tantalising rumour swept Glasgow newspaper circles: following each day's wrap, the man known to more than half the world as James Bond could be found supping pints in a hostelry frequented by men who'd spent their working life manning machine rooms and giant assembly halls along the River Clyde.
     Cliff Hanley's wife Anna, is credited with directing journalists, hunting a man who would have been recognised in any part of the world movies are shown, to Govan. How long teams of reporters, accompanied by photographers lugging heavy camera equipment in large leather cases, scoured the byways and watering holes of this ancient burgh, is unknown; although it wasn't the sort of assignment they would have been expected to rush.
     In fact, at the end of a day's filming, Connery's undiscovered watering hole was a crumbling building in Cowcaddens, a mile or more to the north. This once-famous thoroughfare was still a thriving community, complete with a variety of shops and houses awaiting demolition to make way for the latest improvement scheme invented by a road-fixated Glasgow city council.

 

Following their initial surprise at finding the man who was James Bond drinking in their midst (without once hearing him utter the famous line: 'I'd like mine shaken not stirred') no-one appeared to find his presence in any way remarkable.


     Doherty's, the pub where Connery parked his custom-built Jensen (to the unalloyed joy of the neighbourhood children) was the sort of broken-down establishment people loved for reasons impossible to explain; notwithstanding the impeccable manners of its gentlemanly owner, Hugh Doherty. Its regular clientele included an assortment of people who lived nearby, as well as workers from the old Buchanan Street railway yards, off-duty policemen, and a real hybrid crew (journalists and production staff and their celebrity guests) from Scottish Television across the road. Thanks to the location of the TV studios well-known faces were a regular sight in Doherty's. Except, of course, this was no ordinary celebrity – this was Sean Connery.
     How did Doherty's regular clientele react? Following their initial surprise at finding the man who was James Bond drinking in their midst (without once hearing him utter the famous line: 'I'd like mine shaken not stirred') no-one appeared to find his presence in any way remarkable.
     Most people saw he was there, supped their pints, cleared their chasers, and got on with their lives. For some, of course, it might have been difficult to reconcile the handsome star of the Bond movies, in his designer clothes, with the casually dressed figure seated at the bar. Gone was the immaculate clean-cut image made famous by the world's most glamorous spy. In its place was a balding figure, badly in need of a haircut, sporting a large Mexican-style moustache. One man said the Connery with whom he exchanged a few words in Doherty's looked more 'like Viva Zapata than James Bond'.
     Connery, it must be said, was polite, good humoured and not unapproachable, within the bounds of acceptable pub behaviour. Amazingly (and this is surely a sign of the times) no-one betrayed his whereabouts to the papers.
     At the height of his box-office fame, Sean Connery had come to Glasgow to help his friend, Sir Iain Stewart, further nothing less than 'the testbed of an industrial New Deal in Britain'. Naturally enough, being the director, Connery wanted his film to make an impact far beyond Clydeside and become 'a force for change'.
     A recently discovered interview suggests making a documentary about shipyard life in Govan awakened all sorts of 'dislikes and likes' in Connery himself. Until then the man raised in Fountainbridge, Edinburgh, never considered himself 'a particularly political animal at all'.
     What he learned, with 'The Bowler and the Bunnet', convinced the emerging Hollywood great which side of the barriers he naturally belonged – shoulder to shoulder with 'the workers' against 'greedy' bosses.
     Though rarely seen, 'The Bowler and the Bunnet' is an enjoyable piece of work and a credit to the humanity of the man who made it.

 

Russell Galbraith is a writer and former television executive


 

 

Lockerbie

 

'Futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight'
(Patricia Coyle)


In Lockerbie,
the sky is red
and the clouds are banked like grieving hills.
In this curled up sleeping town,
humble in its sandstone walls,
you can hear
the hooves of history
clipping the soaking streets
and the high-heeled girls
clattering on a Saturday night
with the cutting wind
ripping up their thin skirts
as they bleed into town,
past the sheep feeding on the ancient land
by Rosebank Crescent
where 'The Maid of the Seas',
Pan Am 103,
exploded on a sunk estate.

And life throws strangers together,
throws a suitcase of junk together.
And all our memories are ashes,
all our fantasies smoke.
And no one but the simple bending vicar knows
why The News dropped through our roof that night,
crashed onto our TVs that night.
Only the God in the angry sky has a glimmer,
only the groaning tombstones of Lockerbie have an idea,
the silent sandstone
and the biting rain;
only the old Scots lady knitting
for the refugees,
ducking her head under a leaden sky
for fear
the future lands on her.
And, in a field not far away,
someone's diary lies rotting;
a love-letter
scattered in the wind;
the wind
that won’t leave Lockerbie
alone:
the red dust on a broken past;
this town's historic wound
aching on the map.

 

Keith Armstrong